Our anniversary is Monday July 26th. Corey’s birthday is August 2nd. Elliott could be appearing…well…any day for all we know. How could we commemorate such profound events? Two words: Micro Pig.
I say this in 99.999% jest, given that I was on the verge of putting our dog on Craigslist yesterday and sending her off to the first guy in a trenchcoat to respond. And I know there’s probably something a little genetically and ethically sketchy about trend breeding nature’s own breathing Bacon-Bit. But there’s a .001% part of me that will secretly think of names for my imaginary micro-pig.
Maybe I’ll name him Bacon-Bit.
Hilarious!