Archive | December, 2008

Hey Abe – it’s yer birfday.

From www.brittanica.com/blogs

From www.brittanica.com/blogs

Whilst spending a little quality time with the in-laws in the midwest this holiday season – we came upon this little gem on the local news.  It seems as though February 12th marks Abraham Lincoln’s 200th birthday. In celebration, the Illinois Abraham Lincoln Bicentennial Commission is inviting folks to send in cards.

If you want to send Abe a card (and maybe a Starbucks gift card for – you know – ending the civil war and all) you can slap a stamp on an envelope marked:

Abraham Lincoln
c/o Old State Capitol
1 Old State Capitol Plaza
Springfield, IL 62701

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When you put it that way…

It seems as though the announcement that Rev. Rick Warren will be offering the inauguration benediction gave many Obamaniacs an Obamahuminahuminawhaa?. Given the Reverand’s less-than-left tendencies – the President Elect’s most feverish fan base feels more than a bit betrayed by the pairing. However, Slate author Melinda Henneberger posted a wonderful essay regarding the backlash – commenting on the relative “closed-mindedness” of those who consider themselves quite the opposite.

My favorite “Oh-Snap” moment:

“When Obama ran on bringing together all Americans, did those of you who are horrified that he’s chosen Rick Warren to offer the inaugural benediction think he meant only the right-thinking, left-leaning people you would be perfectly comfortable around – and no figgy pudding for dissidents?”

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I wish I knew how to quit you: The hardest addictions to break

If you’re a smoker, drinker, over-eater or frequent drug user – you know all too well how the arguments go. Usually – they start with an innocuous yet well-meaning observation: “You’ve had how many packs/drinks/servings? Don’t you know how bad that is for you?” which is frequently associated with the claim, “I’m just concerned about your health.” You, on the other hand, feel as though they’re just butting in and treating you like a child. You’re capable of making your own decisions without their intervention thankyouverymuch.

If you’re a non-smoker, non-drinker, non-user of an appropriate weight – you also know all too well how the arguments go. You watch someone you know and care about begin to slip out of control. They seem to get sloppy too much too often. Their waistline continues to widen despite proclamations of being on a diet, weaning off nicotine or not having had a drink in a while. They’re blowing more literal smoke than a politician’s figurative. It’s frustrating because it’s so obviously harmful.

Inevitably – both arguments boil down to key factors: genetics, environment, willpower or addiction.

And most of the time – the arguments never really come to a satisfactory conclusion. One side may submit (with an exasperated, heavy sigh) to change for the better, yet only for the short term. The other, may reluctantly retreat from the subject matter until a later date.

Psychology Today published a list of the seven hardest addictions to quit. While love topped the list (because swooning is a natural high) and cigarettes, alcohol, heroin and cocaine also made the list – the second most difficult addiction to break was food.

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Muahahaha 101: Rhetoric of Arch Villainy

Sniff. Sniff. I smell a trend today, Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks via Neatorama:

At Xylocopa, we know that the key to a successful education is to begin learning at a young age. Like many of you, we are concerned about the state of science education in the public school system, especially in the lower grades. Specifically, we have noticed that there is absolutely no training in the K-6 grades that prepares students to become mad scientists. In this competitive 21st-century world, the need for mad scientists will only increase, but the lack of basic education in primary school leaves us concerned that there will be no future students capable of leading in this illustrious field.

Fortunately, we have a solution – a first step, if you will, along the path to mad science proficiency. We are pleased to announce the release of our Young Mad Scientist’s First Alphabet Blocks. These lovely blocks contain many carefully engraved illustrations of the equipment, training, and activities that a budding mad scientist will require, combined with a clever alphabetic introduction to the concept depicted.

A complete list of the images represented by the letters is as follows:
A – Appendages
B – Bioengineering
C – Caffeine
D – Dirigible
E – Experiment
F – Freeze ray
G – Goggles
H – Henchmen
I – Invention
J – Jargon
K – Potassium
L – Laser
M – Maniacal
N – Nanotechnology
O – Organs
P – Peasants (with Pitchforks)
Q – Quantum physics
R – Robot
S – Self-experimentation
T – Tentacles
U – Underground Lair
V – Virus
W – Wrench
X – X-Ray
Y – You, the Mad Scientist of Tomorrow
Z – Zombies

ARGH! It’s so freaking cute – it makes me want to spawn a couple of kids and get them started on their path to career villainy. Given how much money gets invested into defense weaponry – I’m sure they’d make a ton of cash.

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More bleeps than an air traffic controller’s office

Any time the dreary December weather, hazardous driving conditions, downward spiralling economy or general ‘end of the year’ malaise begins to wear down on my otherwise cheery disposition…I like to do a few things:

1. Draw a nice hot bath.

2. Dive into a pint of Bruster’s ice cream. Tuxedo Strawberry, if possible.

3. Ponder over those who have it far – far worse right now.

While the laundry list of names that fall into the third is quite long (either by sincere misfortune or karmic retributions for wrong doings) – it seems as though one of the individuals at the top of that list is Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich.

The Weekly Standard ran an amusing post parodying the governor’s plight:

On or about November 27, 2008, ROD BLAGOJEVICH, his wife and daughters, and BLAGOJEVICH’s chief of staff JOHN HARRIS ate Thanksgiving dinner together. BLAGOJEVICH’s wife asked BLAGOJEVICH to “please pass the potatoes.” BLAGOJEVICH asked what his wife was willing to give him for “the f—ing potatoes” because “these f—ing things aren’t f—ing cheap.” HARRIS said that BLAGOJEVICH’s wife might donate $250,000 to Friends of Blagojevich in exchange for the potatoes. BLAGOJEVICH’s wife said she thought that was a high price for a spoonful of mashed potatoes and asked BLAGOJEVICH to carve the turkey instead. BLAGOJEVICH said “What am I, your f—ing butler?” and reminded her that “I don’t f—ing work for free.” HARRIS asked BLAGOJEVICH to consider carving the turkey in exchange for a helping of BLAGOJEVICH’s wife’s cranberry sauce. BLAGOJEVICH said he “hated f—ing cranberry sauce,

you stupid f–k,” and reminded his wife that the “only reason we have this f—ing turkey in the first place” was because Senate Candidate 5 had personally delivered it to the BLAGOJEVICH residence that morning. BLAGOJEVICH’s wife said BLAGOJEVICH could take Senate Candidate 5′s turkey and “shove it up your a–.” BLAGOJEVICH said she could have the turkey “but if you feel like you can do this and not f—ing give me anything, then I’ll f—ing go.” HARRIS volunteered to carve the turkey if BLAGOJEVICH did not want to and the group returned to eating in silence.

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Conversation Fodder: Secrets Behind Toys

Speaking of fun holiday gifts, mental_floss has a post outlining the secret histories/backstories behind several famous toys. In honor of Robin Sherbatsky’s use of Trivial Pursuit in defense of Canada on last night’s How I Met Your Mother – here’s an excerpt from the article:

In 1979, Canadians Chris Haney and Scott Abbott (along with business partners Ed Werner and John Haney) decided to create a game that combined their love of all things trivia and their basic competitive nature. Their company, Horn-Abbott, funded the initial production run of 1,000 pieces and sold them to retailers for $15.00 in 1981. At the time, $15.00 was by far the most expensive wholesale price for a board game. But that was a downright bargain when you consider the first pieces cost $75.00 each to manufacture. To the retailer’s surprise the game was a hit even at the heady price of $30.00 at retail.

Realizing that they lacked the funding to bring the game to its full potential, Horn-Abbott licensed Trivial Pursuit to Canadian game manufacturer Chieftain Products. Chieftain had a major hit in Canada in 1981 and contacted their American partner, Selchow and Righter. Amazingly, Selchow and Righter analyzed the game and found that it was: a) too expensive to manufacture, b) it took over an hour to play, c) the best players had to have impressive knowledge of trivial subjects and d) they assumed adults didn’t play board games. Selchow and Righter passed, but Chieftain was persistent and in 1982 the game was introduced to America at the New York Toy Fair.

Initial sales were worrisome. However, through a solid PR campaign and great word of mouth, sales skyrocketed. Sales peaked in 1984 at 20,000,000 games in North America alone. It was the best of times and the worst of times for Selchow and Righter because in 1986, facing huge debt brought on by an abundance of inventory, Selchow and Righter was sold to Coleco. In 1989, Coleco filed for bankruptcy and the rights to Trivial Pursuit were acquired by Parker Brothers. Today Chris Haney and Scott Abbott’s little game has been made into over 30 “Editions.” It’s available in 26 countries, been translated into 17 different languages and has sold approximately 100,000,000 copies since its inception. Not bad for a game that almost wasn’t.

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Make your own muppet: It’s about time.

(photo via NYT blog)

Ugh. Xboxes and iPods are so plebeian. Sure – tech gifts may be a bit more sparsely littered under trees this unusually frugal holiday season – but what do you give the savvy pop-culturalist who has it all?

Their own freaking Muppet.

The blogs over at the New York Times note that for a mere $130, you too can create your own piece of felt fabulosity. This past November, the Fifth Avenue FAO Schwartz opened it’s doors to “the only place in the world where you can get a customized Muppet.” While it’s not the Kermits or Gonzos of Muppet show fame – you are able to construct your own “Whatnot” – one of the brightly colored anonymous extras. Between eyes, noses, wigs and brightly colored torsos – it’s like Build-a-Bear only infintely more awesome.

Sadly – unless you’re in NYC – the online shop won’t be available until mid-February 2009.

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